Beauty is skin deep, Geekness is to the core…
Fashion and technology have been dancing with each other for years now. Sadly, it’s not been the kind of dancing you see in movies where everyone seems to know when to pop-n-lock and bust out the serious Justin Timberlake moves, that eventually ends in a triumphant “tada!” with hands lifted in the air. No, sadly this dance looks more like Paris Hilton biting her toe nails while opening a jar of pickles with her iPhone. It makes no sense and is just wrong! Which brings me to this latest WTF moment by designer Erik De Nijs, Erik has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which is often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Ah, but look closely! Now as you jump over fences and dodge barking dogs, you can take your chase music with you. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers that really add that extra level of excitement while sticking it to the man. Around back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”(which will be your only friend at this point). And for you gamers, there is even a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Looking at the key arrangement I am oddly compelled to want to write “poop” over and over again.
Designer: Erik De Nijs




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160 Comments »
Righty says
like it but wouldn’t wear it
*Mary.] says
it’s so stupid thing
carl says
worst thing i have ever seen
billy says
yes, although those shoe are pretty damn awful. this designer should try some cyanide.
Viktor says
WoooW!
aaron says
It needs to be a split keyboard so the crotch isn’t so restrictive. Bluetooth? Then it could be used with cell phones
Other than that this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
paul says
Very, very good design!
*Mary.] says
what do u mean?¿ it’s horrible!!
Pascal says
Very cool idea and nic design
kancs says
Interesting idea, but awful design… i think that the idea colud be useable
Niall says
Unbelievably geeky, pretty eye-catching… hell, I’d wear them! Probably wouldn’t use them as intended but I actually like the look of the black ones. Plus you get great “here, just type your in your number” chatup lines!
wwwo says
lol , this could get weird ,
but otherwise sure why not , great idea!
Clarify says
I want my girlfriend to wear a shirt that lets me twist her nipples to play Wii.
Dovidl says
> I want my girlfriend to wear a shirt that lets me twist her nipples to play Wii.
… to remark she’ll let you play once a month?
Matt Carr says
Can I get these in DVORAK?
Vahn says
Hey, these look awesome, does anyone know where you can get a pair?
Gabriela says
Genial ,fantastico me encanta esta pagina!!!GA
Robert says
I would wear it if it was just print, but I’m not walking around with a real wireless keyboard on my crutch.
Mitch says
Hey buddy, to clear something up for me. Anatomically, where’s your crutch? Like, so I know.
igreenspot says
totally geek, I’m not gonna wear that !
Nacon says
yeah…. i’m looking forward to poke my nuts once a while……
*Mary.] says
wow!! your photo is horrible!!
anonymous says
Does it also come in sizes that fit properly?
pythagoris says
Seriously…..if I knew where to buy these, I would in a instant. Wouldent even care how much they cost.
igreenspot says
@pythagoris, may I know what makes you so desperate of wanting this weird gadget ?
Dovidl says
What’s about a pic of the joystick - or is it x-rated? *lol*
The trousers are planned for girls too with the joystick at the same place?
Tapir says
Cool stuff i would like to have a pair but how would i wash them???
Gigio says
Well… invented the keyboard on your pants, so what´s next?
A Jacked filled with USB slots? like 400 of them?
Sunglasses widescreen?
Earrings stereo?
Anyway, its the first step to try something you would use at home(yet)
chetan sorab says
interesting for sure
paulie says
bluetooth with blue balls!
Grimz says
Where can I buy these?
the Vizz says
I’d wear them at home if they were pajamas. Thats it.
Willey says
Where can i buy it i love the idea
Tommy says
I Think that I don’t need this.
I’m happy when I’m not working on my PC
Yeah right says
You have got to be kidding. Machine washable? what happens if it rains? Joystick behind the zipper? That’s where my joystick always is and I always get a high score!!
carl says
think about the angle looking down at the crotch then the angle looking up at the screen. this would not be comfortable. wearable technology is so hard to perfect. Philips failed with its wearable mp3 jacket. I suppose this might work if you want to walk about looking like an idiot.
perhaps you could put dual screens on the tops of your shoes too and have a hard drive hat. you know complete the look.
maria says
Does it come in a skirt version too
???
Don says
You already have to take shoes off to go through airport security. Are you going to have to take off your pants too?
Could you split the keyboard so it’s inside each pocket. It would certainly make taking notes during those boring meetings more enjoyable. I’d be typing at about 200 WPM… well it would look like i was typing 200 WPM
Ferdi says
o_O where can i buy them?
Bruce Sterling says
Erik De Nijs. Does this guy actually exist? There seem to be no records of him available through any Internet search engine, other than these pants.
Not that it matters a lot, but I’d like to know who did the mock-up and
the photograph.
Tim says
I did,
oh And Erik does actually exist,
but we’re still students,
so no home-page jet.
Mike says
Where do I sign up to beta-test? I like this idea and think it shows promise. I’d be willing to share ideas.
Je Nguyen says
I love it, Hi-tech suit
Design more ^x^
Pieter says
ziet er goed uit jonge..
voor jou geld hetzelfde, goed bezig!!
karima says
use the leg for the key board not the crotch, that way you can cross your legs and use it
Roffe says
Well as u all know. A man best friend is…… Right !! a Keyboard.
apple says
that is so crrrazy
Michel says
an other thing that the world doesn’t need
Nimdok says
I’ve got two; most comfortable pants EVER
peter says
where did u buy them?
i need a pair